Gluten-free Gastronaut Pillows

A woman looks at the menu posted in the front window of a restaurant; a nearby sign reads "Free gluten".

Kitchen Kapers

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A Complex Carb.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Gluten-free Santa

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Buffet - now glutton free.

Fuels paradise.

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Gluten-Free Church