Gluten-free Gastronaut Prints

A woman looks at the menu posted in the front window of a restaurant; a nearby sign reads "Free gluten".

Kitchen Kapers

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A Complex Carb.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Gluten-free Santa

Buffet - now glutton free.

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Fuels paradise.

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Is this house gluten-free?"

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

"It's the gluten-free edition."

Gluten-Free Church