Gluten-free Explorer Prints

"It's nothing to be concerned about...a lot of people have issues with wheat products!"

"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'Quick, give me a beer before I develop an allergy to gluten.'

"If you're not going to eat it, can I have your gluten?"

"I read that alcohol and the gluten cancel each other out."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Polar bear bowling alley

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'How was the squid?'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."