Gluten-free Guru Pillows

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

"I'm sorry, but to reach our diversity goals, this position must be filled by someone who is gluten free."

"Wait, are you Gluten Free?"

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Remember when all we had to worry about was gluten?"

"Hard to get along with? Let me put it this way...you're the only person gluten can't tolerate."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"It's glutton-free."

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

"They're not only tasty... they're gluten free."

"Come on, I dare ya. Ask her if it's gluten free."

"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

"Sorry. Gluten is a deal-breaker for me."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

A Drive-By Glutening

'I hope these are gluten-free.'

Jane tried to increase her social media status by proposing the toast of the day.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Go ahead, we're entitled...demand to know if it's gluten-free."

"What do you mean 'Gluten-free'?"

"If I order the gluten-free version, can I have the gluten on the side?"

Gluten-Free Church

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

Buffet - now glutton free.

The relationship was running smoothly until Sylvia developed a sudden intolerance to wheat

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

Modern Witch Shoppe

Bernice prepares her pantry for gluten-free cooking

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"