Gluten-free Diet Pillows

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

Deceptive Vegan Lasagna: Gluten-free pasta, Ricotta cheese substitute, Tomato-free tomato sauce, Leftovers, Pork, chicken, dairy and lots of gluten, Files from '05

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

"Come on, I dare ya. Ask her if it's gluten free."

"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

"Sorry. Gluten is a deal-breaker for me."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Kitchen Kapers

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Gluten-free Santa

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

Buffet - now glutton free.

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Gluten-Free Church