
"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."
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"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."
Deceptive Vegan Lasagna: Gluten-free pasta, Ricotta cheese substitute, Tomato-free tomato sauce, Leftovers, Pork, chicken, dairy and lots of gluten, Files from '05
'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'
"Come on, I dare ya. Ask her if it's gluten free."
"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."
"Sorry. Gluten is a deal-breaker for me."
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"
Kitchen Kapers
"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies
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'This is gluten free, isn't it?'
'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'
Modern Witch Shoppe
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'
"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
"One slice—hold the bread."
"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."
"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."
"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."
"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."
"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."
Gluten-free Santa
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"
Buffet - now glutton free.
"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."
'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
'How do we know he's gluten-free?'
"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."
'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'
"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."
Gluten-Free Church
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