Gluten-free Lifestyles Gifts

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Books or Junk Food.

Academy.

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

Gluten-Free Church

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'What you need is some negative growth.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

Low fat diets.

'Do you want a fright with that?'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."