Gluten-free Enthusiast Gifts

'I hope this is gluten-free!'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"Is that gluten free?"

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"In my dreams I still eat gluten..."

"Gluten free?"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Buffet - now glutton free.

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

Gluten-Free Church