Gluten Enthusiast Gifts

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Gluten Cafe - For the rest of us.

"I gave up red meat, but replaced it with extra caffeine and Gluten."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

Doughnut Criminals

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

A Complex Carb.

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."