Gluten Discourse Enthusiast Gifts

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

"The gluten is free. The pizza, however, cost $12.95."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

"You ever notice that the gluten-free ones have a funny aftertaste?"

Thinking of Hunger

"Gluten free?"

"In my dreams I still eat gluten..."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

"I hope this isn't one of those, glutten-free, places."

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