
'If you caught that in a wheat field, how do we know it's gluten-free?'
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'If you caught that in a wheat field, how do we know it's gluten-free?'
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'
'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'
"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'
'He lived and died for golf.'
'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies
'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'
"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"
Gopher underground hit by golf tee.
Modern Witch Shoppe
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'
"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"
All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.
'Worst stand trap ever!'
"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."
"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."
"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."
"Jim, just put that hole behind you."
"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."
"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."
'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'
'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'
Buffet - now glutton free.
"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."
"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."
'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."
'How do we know he's gluten-free?'
"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."
Gluten-Free Church
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