Gluten Discourse Enthusiast Mugs

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"The gluten is free. The pizza, however, cost $12.95."

Thinking of Hunger

"Gluten free?"

"In my dreams I still eat gluten..."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

'Let's loathe a little television.'

Gluten free parking

'Some of the women are asking if the manna is gluten-free.'

"You ever notice that the gluten-free ones have a funny aftertaste?"