If it had been today...
Gluten-free Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their space with our gluten-free pillows, perfect for showing off their lifestyle in a fun and comfy way.
Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.
'This is gluten free, isn't it?'
'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'
"Are you sure this is gluten free?"
"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."
"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
'I hope these are gluten-free.'
The Gluten is Free. RUN!
"I'm sorry, Bob. I decided to go gluten free."
"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."
"The Sullivans have food allergies. Did you remember to bring your own gluten?"
"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"
"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"
"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."
"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
Jane tried to increase her social media status by proposing the toast of the day.
"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."
"Have you got anything that is Glutton Free?"
"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."
'Quick, give me a beer before I develop an allergy to gluten.'
"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."
Modern Witch Shoppe
Bernice prepares her pantry for gluten-free cooking
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"
Kitchen Kapers
"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'
"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"
Gluten-free Pillows Collection
Gluten-free Mugs
Explore our collection of gluten-free mugs filled with clever sayings and colorful designs—perfect for daily motivation or a cheerful gift.
Gluten-free Prints
Find charming prints that celebrate a gluten-free life—ideal for brightening any wall with humor and positivity.
Gluten-free T-Shirts
Discover our witty gluten-free t-shirts that let them wear their lifestyle proudly and with a smile.