Giggle-inducing Gift Lover Pillows

Bernice Mountain Dog

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Lactose Intolerant

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

Diner

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Beware of Everything

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Ball Pool Peril