Giggle-inducing Gift Giver Pillows

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'We may need to remove your spleen because it might not be doing whatever it is the spleen does.'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

WC problem.

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"