Ghost Storyteller Gifts

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Girl with book.

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

Ghost School.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

"Home depot."

The Adventures of God

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Tim Burton

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Redlaw and the Phantom

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Welcome Ghost.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Ghostship

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'