Ghost Tales Gifts

Girl with book.

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Marley had a little lamb

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

Welcome Ghost.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Marilyn Ghost

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Haunted museum