Ghost Tales Mugs

Girl with book.

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Welcome Ghost.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghostship

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Haunted museum

Marilyn Ghost

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'