'Ghost sex.'
Ghost Story Narrator Gifts
Looking for a gift for a ghost story narrator? Celebrate their love for chilling tales with unique, creatively designed items that capture their passion for spooky storytelling. These gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys spinning eerie stories that keep listeners on the edge of their seats, whether as a hobby or a profession. From humorous to atmospheric, our collection offers something for every horror enthusiast eager to showcase their talent or love for ghostly narratives.
Ghost School.
"Home depot."
Zombies.
"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."
"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"
"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."
"I got those famous last words you wanted"
"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"
"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."
He snuck in on me again, didn't he.
"Get a tomb!"
'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'
I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.
"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.
"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."
I have taken over Sarahs body!
Welcome Ghost.
Ghostship
Redlaw and the Phantom
"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
"I lose more girlfriends that way."
"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."
Sir Desmond Murgatroyd
"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."
'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'
'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'
Suburban Legend
Ghost Scare-apy Sessions
Marley's Ghost
'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'
"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"
Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'
Ghost Story Narrator Gifts Collection
Ghost Story Narrator Mugs
Explore our collection of ghost story-themed mugs, perfect for narrators and fans who love to sip while sharing chilling tales.
Ghost Story Narrator Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows featuring ghostly motifs and spooky quotes—perfect for storytelling corners or chilling nights.
Ghost Story Narrator Prints
Decorate with atmospheric prints inspired by ghost stories, designed to ignite the imagination of any horror enthusiast.
Ghost Story Narrator T-Shirts
Find your ideal piece from our ghost story narrator t-shirts, designed to add a witty and spooky flair to your casual wardrobe.