Ghost Story Narrator Mugs

'Ghost sex.'

Ghost School.

"Home depot."

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Get a tomb!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Welcome Ghost.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghostship

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Marley's Ghost

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Suburban Legend