Ghost Story Guru Mugs

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"I think it's too realistic."

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Welcome Ghost.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghostship

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Your husband says BOO!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Marilyn Ghost

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'