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"I think it's too realistic."

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Welcome Ghost.

Ghostship

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Lost Property - Missing Head

Marilyn Ghost