Ghost Story Enthusiasts Mugs

'Wow, what a photobomb!'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

Egg ghost stories.

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Ghostship

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'