Garagist Gifts

'I had a flat tire right outside the bakery.'

Culture Saturday

Snowprov

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

bird interprets modern art

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Who are you?

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Artists at an Exhibition

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

Cat art exhibition.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.