Gallerist Gifts

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Cézanne, Mont Sainte-Victoire

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Crap Gallery

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

bird interprets modern art

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Cats at private view

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

I painted them all from memory.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Escher exhibition first floor