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'I know a lot of people start their businesses in a garage, but this is a parking garage.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

The segway RV.

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Closed Thursdays.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.