Garage-to-glory Enthusiasts Gifts

'I know a lot of people start their businesses in a garage, but this is a parking garage.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'The penguin is upset...'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

The segway RV.

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Closed Thursdays.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

I love that new elephant smell.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"