Gaming Clergy Gifts

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Solitaire card shark.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Atlas holds up a football.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

God chalks up his pool cue.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

Pope Francis

Hop-scotching monk.

Knitting.

The truth about crop circles

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

Game Over

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

"Obviously our vow of poverty excludes real estate."