Console Clergy Gifts

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

The Royal Wii.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"Cool game!"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Fun and games with wires.

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

Consoles.

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."