Future Writer Gifts

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: 'Humankind lived in darkness, eating grub worms...just waiting for the day when light would shine upon the earth, and with it...pizza...'

"Welcome to the future"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

View to the Future

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Crap from the future.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

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