Future Author Gifts

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"This sugary cereal goes in the cart or this goes in the memoir."

A library scene.

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Google car."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Imagination

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"He's my school project for science class."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'