Future Author Prints

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"This sugary cereal goes in the cart or this goes in the memoir."

A library scene.

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"He's my school project for science class."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Imagination

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''