Furry Gourmet Chef Gifts

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Bangers and Mash

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

GMOs: The Next Generation

Better Not Squash.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

Amy Sedaris

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

Artichoking victim

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Homemade dog biscuits.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'What the devil is that?

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Sandwich snob.

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

"Sauted lard, please."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Four Star Meal

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.