Furry Co-chef Fan Gifts

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."