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'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"You've already been for a walk."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Puppy.