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"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"More helium."

Alphabet soup

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Road Kill Cafe.

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'What price range did you have in mind?'

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

Operating table.

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

"Well, I just assumed you wanted your toast like your coffee."

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

"I fear this place is going downhill."

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

Folly Family - Strip 1

Funeral with Special Sauce

'I've changed my mind.'

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,