Cartoon Chef Fans Mugs

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"More helium."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Alphabet soup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

Road Kill Cafe.

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

"I fear this place is going downhill."

"Well, I just assumed you wanted your toast like your coffee."

Operating table.

'What price range did you have in mind?'

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

'Sorry general, but this is a four star restaurant.'

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

Do we have to watch Gordon Ramsey flambeing swordfish steaks in red wine while we eat our frozen fish cakes and instant mash?

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

Folly Family - Strip 1

Funeral with Special Sauce

'I've changed my mind.'