Culinary Cartoon Lovers Mugs

'The mutton dinner? -- and you a SHEEP DOG?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

Cat Dreams.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

The harvest

Pyramid Garden

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"You might consider new socks as well."

'I'm afraid you boys are at the wrong place. You need to go across the road over there.'

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."

'I'm sorry, Thag, but we're going to have to let you go. You just don't walk the walk or talk the talk.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

'Sorry general, but this is a four star restaurant.'

'What price range did you have in mind?'

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Aliens landing in Essex

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"