Food Cartoon Admirer Mugs

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

'I sent out for everything.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Better Not Squash.

Cooking with Pierre

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Car Rides - Cats

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

Cook au vin

'He's cured.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'So this is a kitchen!'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

Winter lunch.

The sea salt here is so authentic.

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'The hair in the soup provides fiber.'