Culinary Cartoon Lovers Pillows

'The mutton dinner? -- and you a SHEEP DOG?'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Cat Dreams.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

The harvest

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Pyramid Garden

'I'm afraid you boys are at the wrong place. You need to go across the road over there.'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'I'm sorry, Thag, but we're going to have to let you go. You just don't walk the walk or talk the talk.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

Aliens landing in Essex

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'