Culinary Cartoon Fan Pillows

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

Road Kill Cafe.

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

The Cheese God

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Pepper spray?"

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"I fear this place is going downhill."