Culinary Comic Lover Pillows

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

'Lobster,

"Will this be all, sir?"

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Well I've fed all your qualifications and experience into the computer and it's come up with your recommended job

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'All dishes without ft...without salt...without sugar.'

"I'm sorry sir we don't serve venison."

'And when you're flying south, avoid Peking...'

'We're having salad are we? I couldn't smell anything burning.'

'Thinner!'

"I'm making dirty rice."

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Chicken picking a chef in a police line up

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Ice cream too cold?' 'Spoon stuck to tongue.'

'I sure hope this pairs well with what they're serving.'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'Now if I could only find a bottle of white wine.'

Ketchup stain … Mustard stain … BBQ stain …

"Irene's mother warned her about marrying split pea soup."

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Night of the Latkes

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Thou Shalt Not!

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'