Funeral Procession Fun Gifts

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Dead Man's Handel

Holy Relics.

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'I feel ridiculous!'

Cat in Hearse

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

Viking Funeral

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

"Sir, did the piano die?"

"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"They suspect foul play."