Funeral Traditions Gifts

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

'No, I've got plenty of time to talk Brenda. This guy's not going anywhere.'

"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."

'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

'Think on . . . no clapping - and definitely no cheering!'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

He looks so natural lying there...

"All we have left is standing room only."

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'He was a great writer'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Life after death

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Life and Death

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

2pm meet your Creator

Cricketer's funeral

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'