Funeral Traditions Pillows

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

'No, I've got plenty of time to talk Brenda. This guy's not going anywhere.'

"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."

'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

'Think on . . . no clapping - and definitely no cheering!'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

He looks so natural lying there...

"All we have left is standing room only."

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'He was a great writer'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Life and Death

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Life after death

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

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'At least they did a good job on him.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'He never listened to his mother!'

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Cricketer's funeral