Funeral Traditions Buff Gifts

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'I feel ridiculous!'

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

Cat in Hearse

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Gravedigger

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

Viking Funeral

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

Dead Batteries

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'I'm looking for something with more legroom.'

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

"Sir, did the piano die?"

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.