Funeral Industry Buff Gifts

'Thank you, Mr. Barnes. Your money will be a great comfort to us.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Goldfish funeral

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Gravedigger

At the funeral of the inventor of the hotdog bun.

Pumpkin funeral.

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'I'm looking for something with more legroom.'

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

Viking Funeral

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

Undertakers' supermarket.

Dead Batteries

At Salvador Dali's funeral,

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

"So I'm flying over this funeral, and six men point their rifles at me and start shooting."

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

Just Buried

HEARSE XING

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"By the way, your phone's dead, so I've taken care of everything."

Doorman with Angel Wings

"Ah look. He wants to go walkies."