Funeral Industry Buff Prints

'Thank you, Mr. Barnes. Your money will be a great comfort to us.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"You fool! This isn't embalming fluid, this is my coffee."

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Gravedigger

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

"So I'm flying over this funeral, and six men point their rifles at me and start shooting."

Undertakers' supermarket.

Viking Funeral

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

Dead Batteries

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'I'm looking for something with more legroom.'

"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."

HEARSE XING

'Are you SURE this is what he meant by a 'quiet' funeral?'

"By the way, your phone's dead, so I've taken care of everything."

Doorman with Angel Wings

"Ah look. He wants to go walkies."

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'