Funeral Procession Fun T-Shirts

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Dead Man's Handel

Holy Relics.

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'I feel ridiculous!'

Coffin of clown on stilts is carried at funeral.

Cat in Hearse

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

Viking Funeral

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

"She looks sooo good."

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

At the funeral of the inventor of the hotdog bun.

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

"I considered putting his ashes in an urn, but Bob would have wanted it this way."

Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'

"Sir, did the piano die?"

"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'