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Cremation today of Phil Phagash - much loved tobacconist of this parish.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

He looks so natural lying there...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'He was a great writer'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Folk Wedding

Life and Death

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Life after death

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Does my head look big in this?'

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'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

2pm meet your Creator

'At least they did a good job on him.'