"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
Funeral Planner Humor Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who manages funeral planning with a sense of humor? Explore our collection of witty, uplifting products that celebrate their essential role with a lighthearted touch. Perfect for relieving stress and brightening their day, these gifts combine compassion with a dash of humor tailored for the creative interest in funeral planning. Bring a smile to a dedicated funeral planner's face with gifts that acknowledge their important work while adding a bit of fun to their day.
"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"
'He wanted to be remembered this way.'
"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."
Dead Man's Handel
A signaller directing pallbearers
"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."
"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"
'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'
"Well he was there a minute ago!"
Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.
"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."
'She was always very proud of her figure.'
Bug Funerals
"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."
"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."
Fisherman Funneral
'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'
No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).
"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."
Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.
"Hell of a way to end the summer."
"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."
O'Leary's Monuments
RIP...snores are coming from the grave.
"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."
'Why is he always hanging around?'
'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'
"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."
'When you said we were planting a bug, this isn't what I thought you had in mind."
"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."
'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'
'I thought new home prices had fallen.'
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
Funeral Planner Humor Gifts Collection
Funeral Planner Humor Mugs
Explore our collection of funny and heartfelt mugs designed for funeral planners—perfect for adding some humor to their daily routine.
Funeral Planner Humor Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with humorous and compassionate designs—ideal for brightening up any space for funeral planners.
Funeral Planner Humor Prints
Find inspiring and humorous prints tailored for funeral planners, bringing a creative and uplifting vibe to their environment.
Funeral Planner Humor T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate funeral planners’ creativity and resilience, making their wardrobe both meaningful and fun.